December 2010
That awkward moment when someone walks in on you...
itsfuckinmalik:
There like:
Im like:
Then your like:
Then you both agree like that never happened:
In school...
they-made-me-do-it:
You see your best friend and you’re like…
You see some bitch you hate and you’re like…
You have to pay attention and you’re like…
You get to lunch and you’re like….
You see a cute couple and you’re like….
Someone annoys you in class and you’re like…
You get assigned homework and you’re like…
30 DAY PICTURE CHALLENGE THING.
Day 1 - Your facebook profile picture.
Day 2 - A photo of yourself from a year ago.
Day 3 - A photo that makes you happy.
Day 4 - A photo of the last place you went on holidays.
Day 5 - A photo of you without make-up
Day 6 - A photo that makes you laugh uncontrollably.
Day 7 - A photo of someone you love & miss.
Day 8 - A photo of your favorite band/musician.
Day 9 - A photo of your...
When you take a picture with your friend and she...
and you look like
then she uploads it on facebook and tags you in it .
When Your Mom Asks For Your Report Card.
itsfuckinmalik:
At first im like:
She sees an F:
I give her the best excuse i could think of:
Shes like alright motherfucker get over here:
And im frozen in place crying my ass off:
Getting a prank call.
You look down at your phone and see the calls restricted
You answer and the people on the other line are like:
While your just sitting there like:
They start saying random stuff and your just like:
You hang up and two seconds later they try and call back
Middle finger to:
The jerks who broke my heart.
The bitches who talked shit behind my back.
The unworthy so called friends who betrayed my trust.
The ones who gave up and just found it easier to walk away.
The heartless people who left without a word of reason.
The assholes who give off mixed signals just to lead me on.
The users who just need me when they want something.
The hit it and quit it douche...
It's Christmas Eve and we're all on tumblr.
-jow:
omie:
yaritzalikeszombies:
I don’t see the problem?
LOL ^^
Christmas
clubcouture:
-hollywoodfashion:
wake up and realize it’s Christmas morning
walk down stairs
make my way over to my stocking
see santa ate the mince pies and rudolf ate the carrot
sit in front of the Christmas tree and stare at all the presents
Run around the house and realize no one else is awake
realize its actually 5 in the morning and I have to wait 2 more hours before...
When I see my name in someone else's post,
micandrea:
I`m like:
My reaction when i hear my jam come on
heatofthemoment:
at first im like…
then BAM
the people im with are all like..
and im just like…
becausee…
papaaaa
didn’t pay the phone bill, no phone today ):
